Yesterday I read that laughter is good for the heart so I looked up some jokes on the internet.
How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!”
What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells.”
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Paranoia has reached absurd stages. I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.
Anyone chuckling yet? Happy Saturday.