ox·y·mo·ron
noun
I’d love to be in on it but include me out.
The deafening silence was heard by all.
It’s an open secret that I love jumbo shrimps.
I’m clearly confused by passive aggressive behavior.
If you fall and break your legs, don’t come running to me.
I’m not sure but I can give you a definite perhaps.
Thank God I’m an atheist.
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
You get the idea; now you can have fun with oxymorons too, or you may accept to decline the suggestion.