More Lexophilia Laughs

Now that I’ve found this new word, lexophilia, I’m insatiable as you can see:

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

What about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.

And then there’s the guy who got a job at a bakery because he kneaded dough.

And the man who dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Velcro – what a ripoff!

Broken pencils are pointless.

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

That’s all for today, folks.

Happy Saturday


Pleasant Surprises (4)

Carry a heart that never hates, a smile that never fades,and a touch that never hurts. Happy Wednesday.

Though Your Heart is Breaking

Here is a song that carried me through some very difficult times in my life and I know of many people at this very moment who are living this song right now including myself. Smile¬†was composed by Charlie Chaplin in 1936 with lyrics added in 1954 when Nat King Cole recorded it. It’s a beautiful song with a beautiful message…another lesson in life.

Whatever It Takes

The way to a happy weekend is to make someone else’s weekend happy. What can we do to accomplish such a fine feat? Look for a way to make someone’s day; a phone call, a visit, a hug, a handshake…whatever it takes to put a smile on a face. Happy weekend.

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