Now that I’ve found this new word, lexophilia, I’m insatiable as you can see:
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
What about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.
And then there’s the guy who got a job at a bakery because he kneaded dough.
And the man who dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Velcro – what a ripoff!
Broken pencils are pointless.
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
That’s all for today, folks.