At the risk of some duplication I offer a few more collected chuckles.

I tried to catch some fog but I mist.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

When chemists die they barium

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the grass.’

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Until next time…