I’ve posted some humor in the past so please forgive me if you catch some repeats. Just consider them as old jokes made new again.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationery.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.